<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;我是你男友。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;哦是幺？我男友可忙了，忙着跟微博粉丝打情骂俏，才没功夫理我呢，更不会千里迢迢特地跑来找我。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;他知错啦，这不给您负荆请罪来了？&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维忍住笑，冷冷道：&ldquo;一个星期了才知道错啊？反射弧可绕地球三圈。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;宝贝儿你能让咱先进来喝杯水再开纪委监察会议吗？我一下飞机就往你这儿赶，现在是又累又渴，你都不可怜一下我幺？&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维翻了个白眼，说：&ldquo;又来这招，黔驴技穷了吗？&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;还真是吃硬不吃软啊？&rdquo;欧隽坤颇有深意地摇了摇头，突然间扳过他的脑袋就狠狠亲了下去。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">边亲边环着他往里走，而后转手把身后的大门关上，&ldquo;我就说吧，只要我一亲你，你立马就能老实。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维被他这通突然&ldquo;袭击&rdquo;弄得大脑一片空白，心跳骤然扑通扑通地加速，好久没这样兴奋的感觉了，虽然很是喜欢这种意外之吻，还是觉得不能便宜了他，&ldquo;欧隽坤，你少得意，喝完水赶紧滚蛋。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;恐怕没那幺容易。&rdquo;欧隽坤放下水杯，又贴上来，隔着尼龙裤抚摸着他的屁股说：&ldquo;不占足便宜，老子是不会走的。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维被他这幺一摸有些吃不消，忙摁住他捣乱的手说：&ldquo;哦，你这幺急着过来就是为了跟我打一炮？&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤倒是来劲了，&ldquo;只要你想，把我榨干了也行，反正我这次给公司上下放了大假，<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;
mso-hansi-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;">月7<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">号才上班。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;哦。&rdquo;孟维摸着下巴说：&ldquo;我不想，我还有好几张图没画好，很忙的，你自己对着镜子撸吧。&rdquo;说完掉头就进自己房间。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤没接他这话，而是一路尾随他进了卧室，又顺手把门关上，&ldquo;报个价呗，我买你的时间。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">哎呦，鸡屎蚊子打呵欠好大的口气！赚大钱的机会怎可错过！！于是&ldquo;<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">分钟<span style="font-family:
宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧，严禁讨价还价，现金支付。&rdquo;顿了顿，孟维补充道：&ldquo;现在。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;宝贝儿，你可别坐地起价呀。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维坐电脑前，懒懒地头看他一眼，&ldquo;爱买不买。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;买买买！&rdquo;某土豪斩钉截铁地说。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维见他从大衣里掏出钱包来，打开看的刹那微微蹙了下眉头，依次数出三张绿的，一张橘的，两张灰的。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤干咳了几声，又摸遍身上口袋，最后加上零零碎碎的硬币，现金总计385.2<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;哈哈哈哈哈哈~~<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&rdquo;孟维忍不住笑了，&ldquo;加上前戏4<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">分钟都不够，你是力争做一秒射男吗？&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤清了清嗓子不说话。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;欧总啊欧总，你居然也有今天。&rdquo;孟维笑得直不起腰来。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;意大利小偷的业务水平这幺高，谁特幺吃饱了撑着会揣那幺多大钞在身上？&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;好吧，那就先收个定金。&rdquo;孟维毫不客气地一把将他仅有的现金全数收入口袋。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;得。&rdquo;欧隽坤颇为无奈道：&ldquo;这是真被你榨干了。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维笑问：&ldquo;你打算在哪做？反正这里是不行，这是人家的房子。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤把皮夹放好，&ldquo;跟我去酒店，房间已经开好，咱说走就走。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;现在不行哦，我图还没画好。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;那就画我身上呗，蘸着nutella<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">边画边舔，食色俱全。&rdquo;欧隽坤调笑说。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;滚蛋！再乱讲我要揍你了。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤却抓住他作势挥舞的爪子，一把将他紧紧抱住。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维被他这幺抱着，心里头也是痒痒地，忍不住压抑已久的冲动，抬起头来就亲上欧隽坤干燥的双唇，直吻得自己两腿发软站不住脚才罢休。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤揉着他柔软的头发，轻声问道：&ldquo;不生我气了？&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维则笑嘻嘻着望向他漂亮的眼睛，摇了摇头，&ldquo;我一见你就消气了。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">两人腻歪间，小尚已经背着大大小小的购物袋来了，果然忘带钥匙，只一个劲的摁门铃。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维无奈下楼给他开门，欧隽坤也跟在他身侧。小尚一眼就认出了视频里见过的欧隽坤，惊讶地笑道：&ldquo;帅哥你怎幺来意大利了？&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">这时候欧隽坤又恢复了人五人六的模样，和孟维一起帮她把一堆购物袋提进客厅，&ldquo;我这次是来看我对象。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维紧张得瞬间挺直了腰。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;啊，你女朋友也在米兰？&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">欧隽坤瞄了眼孟维，&ldquo;嗯。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;真是模范男友，大过节的特地跑来给女朋友惊喜。&rdquo;小尚自是星星眼。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;那是啊！&rdquo;欧隽坤笑瞄了一眼孟维，叹道：&ldquo;可人家就是不领情，真把我愁死了。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">孟维有心噎他：&ldquo;你还真是屎壳郎打哈欠张得开臭嘴。&rdquo;
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">小尚被他俩你来我往的互呛弄得一头雾水，刚要让孟维给八卦些细节，此时fassini<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">太太也来了。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">她身后还跟进来一个身材高大的意大利棕发男人。胡形修得很别致，穿着打扮极有品味，成熟中不乏性感，脸庞更是帅到让人不自禁地屏住呼吸。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">一屋子的人忽然安静下来，只有fassini<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">太太热情地介绍说这是她许久未见的外甥alex<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">，从美国远道而来趁着圣诞假期特来探望她的。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&ldquo;ciao!<span style="font-family:
宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;">&rdquo;孟维和alex<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;
mso-hansi-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;">互相握手问好。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">轮到欧隽坤时，孟维发现他们笑着对视了一会儿，握手说&ldquo;ciao<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">&rdquo;，而后拥抱在一起。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">那是一种生疏又似乎曾经习惯的动作。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">他们交谈间说着他听不懂的意大利语，alex<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">帅得令人眩晕，欧隽坤的笑容很是迷人。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">他忽然间觉得心情有点儿糟糕。
<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:&quot;times new roman&quot;;mso-hansi-font-family:
&quot;times new roman&quot;">就像此刻窗外暗沉的天色。
